Lee! Lee!

Oh, [bleep]!

Oh, Lee, I'm sorry, buddy.

I can't believe it.

Thank you so much for coming.

I haven't seen you in years.

Oh...

Yeah.

Oh!

Yeah, hey.

Stuart!

- Yes! - Man.

Oh, I haven't seen you since--

- Eighth grade. - Eighth grade.

- Miss Lacy's class? - Yeah...I know, I know.

Miss Lacy's Class! Ha ha!

Oh, you brought me flowers?

Mm-hmm.

That's awesome. That's awesome.

I bought these at a store for you.

You didn't have to bring me flowers, man.

Here you go.

Crazy the way I went out like that, huh?

- Yeah. - What was that?

- What? I was like, when I heard,

I was like, "What the [bleep]?"

Oh, well of course, I mean-- [bleep] Boulder?

Who'd have thought!

Boulder. Right. I mean it's like,

who gets killed by a boulder these days?

Well, I mean--I mean, not me.

I mean, you remember, I was in Boulder, Colorado.

I was hiking, and then I fell off that mountain.

Remember?

You remember, right? Boulder, Colorado.

- Yeah! - I was hiking, and then I--

- No, I-I know! - I was dehydrated,

then they couldn't find me.

No, I was saying, like, if you think about it,

Boulder killed you.

Well, not really Boulder.

I wouldn't say the city, per se.

It was the--it was the cougar that got me.

And then that's what everyone was talking about.

I mean, God, I was out there for like, three weeks.

- Yeah. - Jeez.

But that's neither here nor there.

So, hey, did you get

that LinkedIn invitation I sent you before I died?

I--you know,

um, I mean, I don't--

when I see LinkedIn,

I just delete it without even checking,

- because I've just got... - No, no, I got you.

- so much...on my plate. - Totally, yeah, yeah.

- I get it, I get it. - So...

Hey, so w-what did you want to say to me?

- Um, what do you mean? - You know, that's why

people come to graveyards, right?

Is so you can say the stuff

- that you wish you had said... - Right, right--

when someone was alive, right?

Oh, my God. There's so much stuff.

Okay, where do I start?

- Um... - Take your time, man.

You can lay a couple on me today and then come back.

Yeah, I mean--yeah, I can get it done here.

'Cause that's the whole reason I came down here, you know.

- Sure. Yeah, yeah.

Plus my grandfather's like two rows down there.

- Oh. - I was gonna come to you,

say some things to you,

go to him, and sort of finish up...

- Oh... - there.

But you were coming to see me too?

Totally, totally, totally.

Well, fire away, man.

You're the only good friend I have who's come to visit.

Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

Uh-huh.

I just wanted to, uh, say that, oh,

if you see my grandfather,

maybe you could just tell him that--

Okay, so you didn't come here to visit me.

You came here to see your grandfather.

I get it.

Well, what do you mean? What are you talking about?

Oh--pffft! [bleep], please.

I'm here to see you.

- Why-- - Right.

Okay. It's cool. You know what,

I'm just gonna, you know, go back to the afterlife.

I'm sorry. I'm behind hostile.

It's just a little embarrassed right now,

- a little taken off guard. - I'm just gonna...

No, go ahead, take them. Get them.

- Yeah. - Go ahead, get them, Get them.

[mumbling]

Oh, uh, just a heads up, though, Lee.

Um, I'm probably gonna haunt you for the rest of your life,

and if you have a daughter,

I'm gonna possess the creepiest doll

- in her bedroom. - No.

- Just so you know. - No, no, no, no, no,

wait, wait, wait. Stevie, Stevie, Stevie.

Stuart!