[bell rings]

- ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, Y'ALL.

I'M Y'ALL'S SUBSTITUTE TEACHER, MR. GARVEY.

I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 20 YEARS IN THE INNER CITY,

SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT MESSING WITH ME.

Y'ALL FEEL ME? - MM-HMM.

- OKAY. LET'S TAKE ROLL HERE.

JAY QUELLIN.

WHERE'S JAY QUELLIN AT?

NO JAY QUELLIN HERE?

- [clears throat] - YEAH.

- UH, DO YOU MEAN JACQUELINE?

- OKAY. SO THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE.

Y'ALL WANNA PLAY.

OKAY, THEN.

I GOT MY EYE ON YOU, JAY QUELLIN.

BALAKAY.

WHERE IS BALAKAY AT?

THERE'S NO BALAKAY HERE TODAY?

YES, SIR.

- MY NAME IS BLAKE. - BL...

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND?

[mocking voice] BLAKE. WHAT?

DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR, BALAKEY? - NO.

- 'CAUSE WE COULD GO TO WAR. - NO.

- I'M FOR REAL. I'M FOR REAL.

SO YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF.

DEE-NICE.

IS THERE A DEE-NICE?

IF ONE OF Y'ALL SAYS SOME SILLY-ASS NAME...

THIS WHOLE CLASS IS GONNA FEEL MY WRATH.

NOW, DEE-NICE. - DO YOU MEAN DENISE?

- SON OF A BITCH!

YOU SAY YOUR NAME RIGHT, RIGHT NOW.

- DENISE? - YOU SAY IT RIGHT.

- DENISE. - CORRECTLY.

- DENISE. - RIGHT.

- DENISE. - RIGHT.

- DEE-NICE. - THAT'S BETTER.

- [sighs] - THANK YOU.

NOW, AY-AY-RON.

WHERE ARE YOU?

WHERE IS AY-AY-RON RIGHT NOW?

NO AY-AY RON, HUH?

WELL, YOU BETTER BE SICK, DEAD, OR MUTE, AY-AY-RON!

- HERE. OH, MAN.

- WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER ME THE FIRST TIME I SAID IT, HUH?

- HUH? - YOU KNOW, I'M JUST ASKING YOU.

I SAID IT, LIKE, FOUR TIMES.

SO WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY IT THE FIRST TIME I SAID, "AY-AY-RON?"

- BECAUSE IT'S PRONOUNCED "AARON"

- SON OF A BITCH! [clattering]

YOU DONE MESSED UP, AY-AY RON, NOW TAKE YOUR ASS ON DOWN

TO OH-SHAG-HENNESY'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW AND TELL HIM EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID!

- WHO? - OH-SHAG-HENNESY!

- PRINCIPAL O'SHAUGHNESSY?

- GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN CLASSROOM BEFORE I BREAK

MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS!

INSUBORDINATE...

AND CHURLISH.

TYM-OH-THEE.

- PRESENT. - THANK YOU!