JAY-KWELIN. - HERE.

- YOU ARE PRESENT? BA-LAKAY.

- UH, HERE. - UH-HUH.

DE-NICE. - HERE.

- GOOD.

JE-SEEKA.

THANK YOU.

- MR. GARVEY?

- WHAT IS IT, A-ARON?

- SOME OF US NEED TO LEAVE A FEW MINUTES EARLY TODAY.

- OH.

OH, IS THAT SO? - MM-HMM.

- AND WHAT, PRAY TELL...

IS THE REASON FOR THIS PREMATURE EXODUS?

- YEARBOOK PHOTOS.

UM, WE HAVE TO LEAVE 15 MINUTES EARLY

TO MEET UP WITH OUR CLUBS.

- [chuckles] OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT MIGHT WORK WITH OTHER SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS,

BUT I TAUGHT IN THE INNER CITY

FOR OVER 20 YEARS.

NOW, Y'ALL WANNA LEAVE MY CLASS EARLY

SO Y'ALL CAN GO MEET UP AT "THE CLUB."

AIN'T NONE OF Y'ALL OLD ENOUGH

TO GO TO THE DAMN CLUB!

RIDICULOUS.

- MR. GARVEY? - DUMB SON OF A BITCH!

DID I ST-ST-ST-ST-ST-STUTTER?

- JUST THEN, YES.

- I'M GONNA THROW YOU OUT THE GODDAMN WINDOW!

WHAT, JAY-KWELIN?

- MR. GARVEY, WE'RE-- WE'RE TELLING THE TRUTH.

WE--WE HAVE CLUBS AT THE SCHOOL.

WE HAVE CLUBS FOR SPECIAL INTERESTS.

- OKAY, I SEE. SO Y'ALL WANNA PLAY.

Y'ALL WANNA PLAY.

YEAH, OKAY, WE GONNA PLAY LITTLE GAMES.

FINE. I'LL PLAY.

I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO PLAY SOME GAMES WITH Y'ALL.

ANYONE WHO'S IN A CLUB... STAND YOUR ASS UP.

UH-HUH. OH, YEAH, THERE IT IS, THERE IT IS.

THE USUAL SUSPECTS.

WHAT THE HELL CLUB ARE YOU IN, JAY-KWELIN?

- FUTURE LEADERS OF AMERICA.

- OKAY, OKAY.

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A LEADER

IN THE FUTURE?

IS THERE A STARGATE IN YOUR BEDROOM?

CAN YOU TRAVEL THROUGH TIME, JAY-KWELIN?

- NO. - THEN SIT THE FLIP DOWN!

BA-LAKAY, I-- HERE'S THE THING.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M ABOUT TO ASK YOU THIS.

B-LAKAY, WHAT CLUB ARE YOU IN?

- UM, PART OF THE SPANISH CLUB.

- SPAN--THE SP-- YOU ABOUT AS SPANISH

AS REE-ON SEACREST,

WITH YOUR BIG-ASS FRAGGLE ROCK HAIR!

HOW 'BOUT YOU, DE-NICE?

- I'M IN THE CHESS CLUB.

- UH, I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART,

YOU ARE NOT IN THE CHEST CLUB.

THE "MOSQUITO BITE CLUB," MAYBE.

- AH, THAT'S HURTFUL. - TRUTHFUL.

THERE HE IS.

A-ARON... - HEY.

- WHAT CLUB ARE YOU IN?

- I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE GLEE CLUB.

WHY DID I TALK?

- THE GLEE CLUB? AAH!

LIKE THEY GONNA HAVE A CLUB

DEDICATED TO A TV SHOW!

TAKE YOUR ASS TO O-SHAG-HANNESSEY'S OFFICE

RIGHT NOW, BEFORE I BUST A CLUB

UP IN YOUR BUTT! - OKAY.

- GO! - [crying] OKAY, I'M GONNA GO.

- MISCHIEVOUS AND DECEITFUL!

CHICANEROUS AND DEPLORABLE.

- THIS IS PRINCIPAL O'SHAUGHNESSY.

STUDENTS, PLEASE REPORT TO THE GYMNASIUM

FOR YOUR CLUB PHOTOS. - FAKE ANNOUNCEMENT.

NOW, DOES ANYBODY IN HERE HAVE A VALID REASON

FOR LEAVING THIS CLASSROOM? T-MOTHY.

- I GOTTA PICK UP MY DAUGHTER. - YOU'RE EXCUSED.