(laughter)

(upbeat dance music)

- Nobody likes you, you girl.

- Well, you're a different color than me, and that's bad.

- Oh, yeah?

Well, you dress like a--

- Now, hold on a second.

- [Kids] Whoa, Mr. T!

- Never make fun of the way a man dresses.

The way a man dresses is his business.

Remember that, whether it's overalls,

chains, or feather earrings,

however they dress, it's not to be joked about.

I pity the fool that judges another man's clothing.

- I'm sorry I judged your clothing.

- It's okay.

(upbeat rock music)

- Hey Scout, there's a man over there

who said he'll give us candy if we get in his van.

- Oh, I don't know if that's a good idea, Timmy.

- (sighs) What are you afraid of?

Is it because you have a stupid name, like Scout?

- Hey!

- [Kids] Whoa, Mr. T again!

- Never make fun of a person's name.

Your mama gave you that name,

or you made it up for business purposes.

Either way, it's personal.

I pity the fool that make fun of another man's name.

Mr. T's a cool name.

It's a cool name, Mr. T.

(upbeat rock music)

- Hey Scout, wanna do some drugs?

- Aren't drugs bad?

- I don't know.

If you're afraid of drugs,

we could drink a bunch of alcohol.

- Yum, that sounds good.

- Well, guess what?

Your hair is stupid.

- Never make fun-- - Oh!

- Of another person's hair.

- [Kids] Hey, Mr. T.

- A person's hair is the artwork

that they present to the heavens.

It's just like I've been saying.

(upbeat dance music)

♪ Hair ♪

♪ It isn't fair ♪

♪ Beware ♪

♪ People care about their hair ♪

♪ H is for the home where I lay my head ♪

♪ And I cry about your mean jokes in my bed ♪

♪ A is for anxiety that fools provoke ♪

♪ When they looking at my hair ♪

♪ And they making jokes ♪

♪ I is for I don't like the way I feel ♪

♪ When you're joking that my haircut does not appeal ♪

♪ R is for the real mean jokes you make ♪

♪ And the hurtful little pot shots that you take ♪

And for your information, it's not even a haircut.

It's a rare form of male pattern baldness.

You fools.

(crying)

For real.

(upbeat rock music)

- I do what I.