HI, COULD YOU SEND IT UP HERE PLEASE.
OKAY, THANK YOU.
>> HELLO.
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> YOU CALLED FOR ME.
>> NO, MY SERVER IS DOWN, I CALLED FOR IT.
>> James: I SEE THE PROBLEM, YOU CALLED THE IT DEPARTMENT AND
I'M "IT."
>> A MIXUP, IT'S NOT YOUR FALL, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
>> CAN YOU FIX MY COMPUTER THOUGH?
>> James: NO.
I CAN SCARE YOU.
>> >> James: I COULD TAKE A LOOK
AT T I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OF THESE AT HOME, IT'S NOT MINE,
IT'S MY WIFE, MY WIFE.
HAVE YOU TRIED REBOOTING THE SYSTEM?
>> NO, I HAVE NOT, ACTUALLY.
>> James: TRY AND REBOOT THE SYSTEM.
>> I WILL GRAB MY PASSWORD BOARD REAL QUICK.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM.
>> I'M HELPING YOU LOOK FOR YOUR PASSWORD.
>> OH MY GOD, STOP SCARING ME.
>> I'M NOT TRYING TO SCARE YOU, I WAS UNDER THE DESK.
IT WAS EASY TO COME UP FROM THIS SIDE.
>> THEN WHAT'S WITH THE BA LAN.
>> IT WAS UNDER THERE, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE BROCKING THE WI-FI
SIGNAL.
>> I WOULDN'T-- I WOULDN'T, IF I WAS YOU.
I WOULD-- .
>> I HAVE A MEETING IN 20 MINUTES.
>> OH COME ON, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON'T POP A MURDEROUS'
CLOWNS BALLOON, THAT IS ON YOU.
>> CAN I BR ROW YOUR STAPLER.
>> HEY, PENNY.
>> HEY, SCARY MARY, HOW ARE YOU DOING.
>> ANOTHER IT MISTAKE AGAIN.
>> WELCOME TO MY LIFE, RIGHT?
DID HE POP THE BALLOON.
>> BIG TIME.
>> EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON'T POP THE SCARY CLOWN BALLOON, WHAT IS
THIS AMATEUR HOUR?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T NEED THIS, OKAY?
YOU CAN GO, I'M CALLING ACTUAL IT NOW.
HI, CAN YOU SEND IT UP THERE, THAT IS I PERIOD T PERIOD.
AS IN-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT STANDS FOR.
>> INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
>> INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
NO MONL MONSTERS, OKAY.
>> WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
>> HONESTLY, AT THIS POINT I'M JUST KIND OF HE MOTIONALLY
INVESTED IN GETTING YOUR COMPUTER FIXED.
I CALLED IT, I SWEAR.
>> I AM THE IT DEPARTMENT.
>> ARE YOU FREDDIE KRUEGER.
>> I KNOW, BUT I'M TRYING TO TURN OVER A NEW LEAF, I WENT TO
NIGHT SCHOOL AND GOT A DEGREE IN COMPUTER SCIENCES.
>> OKAY, CAN YOU FIX THIS THEN?
>> YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
LET'S SEE.
I SEE, IT'S IN SLEEP MODE.
BAD NEWS FOR ME.
I'M JUST JOKING.
LET'S TRY THIS.
THAT SHOULD DO IT.
IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER PROBLEMS, CALL ME ON MY CELL.
>> YOU WANT TO GRAB SOME LUNCH.
>> James: SURE, YEAH, I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE I HAD THOSE
FOUR KIDS FOR BREAKFAST.
I'M KIDDING, GRANOLA.