So beautiful. So radiant. So irresistible.

Oh, boy! That is one tasty dish.

I'll say.

I thinks I'm in love.

Well, what are you waiting for? Go for it, Goofy.

Good idea, Mick. Time for a little southern hospitality.

Excusez-moi, miss.

Oh, Goofy, wait. You can't go over there looking like that.

What's wrong with the way I look?

What he's trying to say is,

a guy like you

doesn't stand a chance with a saucy dish like that.

(SHOUTING) What? You say somethin', Donald?

He said, "Let's help our bestest buddy get his true love."

What would I do without you guys?

Hug someone else?

Don't worry, Goofy.

This makeup will have you looking like a new man in no time.

Now, let's see. A-ha!

A little of this...

A little of this...

And last but not least...

Ta-da!

(GIGGLING) How do I look?

Ridiculous.

Well, I'd date him. Hmm.

Forget good looks.

What Goofy needs is cold, hard cash.

But, Donald, we don't have any money.

(PURSE COUGHS)

No, but my rich uncle does.

Ah, so nice of you all to visit.

Now, what can I do for my favorite nephew?

Goofy needs a million dollars.

(GOOFY, MICKEY AND DONALD EXCLAIMING)

And if all else fails...

ALL: Muscles!

(TREADMILL BEEPS)

I don't see any muscles.

(BEEPS)

(BEEPS)

(BEEPS)

(BEEPING REPEATEDLY)

(GOOFY SCREAMING)

Mickey, were you playing with my makeup again?

(MINNIE AND GOOFY EXCLAIMING)

(GOOFY SCREAMING)

Whoa!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Aw, shucks, Goof. Sorry we didn't help.

Didn't help? Why, y'all taught me a powerful lesson.

MICKEY AND DONALD: We did?

You showed me that it's better to be me

than to risk my life trying to be someone else.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I've got a date with destiny.

MICKEY AND DONALD: Goofy?

Sorry to bother you, ma'am, but I just wanted to tell you that I love you.

(GIGGLING) Oh, sugar. You had me at "Sorry."

Not you.

You!

GOOFY: Oh, baby, I love you. I hunger for you.

BOTH: He's in love with a sandwich?

I now pronounce you husband and sandwich.

You may kiss the bread.