- Hey, have y'all heard Adele's latest song, "Hello"?

Have you heard that? [cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

Adele and I are good friends,

and a lot of people don't realize

her new song is based on a conversation that we had.

Um... [audience laughter]

Take a look.

[piano music]

[phone ringing]

Hello?

- [singing] Hello?

It's me.

- Oh, hey, Adele. What's going on with you?

- [singing] I was wondering if

after all these years you'd like to meet.

- I'm--the connection's bad.

Did you say you're eating beets?

[audience laughter]

- [singing] To go over everything

[crunching noise]

- I'm sorry.

I was eating chips. What did you say?

- [singing] Hello?

- [crunching] Still can't--hold on.

- [singing] Can you hear me?

- Well, yes. Can you hear me?

- [singing] Hello? - Hello?

I'm still here.

Let's wrap-- I'm in a hurry.

You're talking so slowly.

- [singing] I'm in California dreaming

About who we used to be

- Okay, so you're in California, and what?

- [singing] When we were younger and free

[audience laughter]

- It might be easier to hear you

if you stopped playing that piano.

- [singing] I've forgotten how it felt

Before the world fell at our feet

- Seriously, speed it up.

I'm kind of in a hurry. Just get to the point.

- [singing] And a million miles

[phone rings] - Hold on.

Hold on, I have another call.

Hello? - [singing] You used to call me

On my cell phone.

- Oh, Drake, hi, hi.

I have been so busy. I've been meaning to call.

I have. Can you hold on?

I gotta get rid of this other call.

It's Adele. Talks so slowly.

I'll tell you about it in a minute.

Hello...Adele? Adele.

Drake?

[phone rings]

Hello? - [singing] Hello?

[audience laughter] - Hi, Lionel.

- Is it me you're looking for?

- No. I was not looking for you.

- [singing continues]

- Seriously, I-- I can't talk.

[cheers and applause]

Call waiting gets me. I don't know how to do it.