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Welcome back!

Now every once in a while, a product comes along

that answers life's most important questions

like, can I have it all?

What's the true definition of happiness?

Does avocado cost extra?

Today is one of those once in a whiles

because it's time for weird products you must have!

Ladies and gentlemen, it's with great joy

that we now present to you Sauna pants.

- [Announcer] Introducing the revolutionary

Sauna pants, the at home sauna experience

that you can enjoy when you want to and where you want to.

Yeah!

- [Announcer] Right in the comfort of your own home.

All you do is wrap, adjust heat level

and relax as the Sauna pants deliver a deep

soothing heat. Look how relaxing it is.

She's on the phone, she's so relaxed.

Wow, you would not believe

what my pants are right now, Tina.

They're Sauna pants.

If you don't think your junk is gross enough already

just wrap up and relax in one of these.

Now if you thought we would just admire

these game changers from a distance, think again.

Three,

Two.

One. We got em y'all! Sauna pants, right here.

In our crotch area, what are you tightening down?

Listen, I just, I want to tell you

I've been feeling so good just as we been sitting there.

I love being warm, I love when my stuff is hot.

(laughing)

And I just.

I love it when you don't tell me

that you love when your stuff is hot.

Well I never thought to tell anybody that.

But I also didn't know how much I did like it.

Cause I've never just been hot here.

Well you know if like you roll, in like a highfalutin

vehicle with one of those heat seaters

I said that backwards, seat heaters.

Yeah heat seaters.

You're pretty awesome.

I knew exactly what you meant.

This is like walking around But that just gets

With a seat heater That just gets the butt.

The problem is that just gets the butt.

This gets the front.

This is like having a seat that comes around

and grabs everything.

It's for like weight loss, I think.

But I just think it's for comfort for me.

Well I think it's for fashion, too.

Look at me, I did not intend to match

but I look like some sort of tennis player

from the year 3000.

(laughing) From the year 3000.

I love this.

Now there is one draw back.

You got this long cord, well it's not a long cord.

It's a short cord and we had to add this extension cord

so I'm very You have to be plugged in.

I'm very limited in my range.

The whole time.

I can go here, oh, bump. And then I can come back here.

Well so mobility's a problem.

Bump.

And listen, if I'm going to be playing tennis

in the year 3000, then I don't need to be plugged

into something, but you know what?

We have a solution for that.

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Introducing the shirterator.

It's a shirt with a built-in power generator.

If you're wondering, the power generation part

is right in this area.

Right specifically

Right here. Right here.

This allows you to be completely mobile

in your Sauna pants, all you gotta do

is plug er in and activate the generator.

(generator revving up)

We look like we're in Lederhosen. (yodels)

Yodelers and tennis players for the year 3000.

We can go to the top of the Alps

and our crotches would still be warm now. (yodels)

And we do look good.

What does a chest bump feel like in one of these?

Not, probably not good.

Okay, not a good idea.

And I mean we could do whatever

kind of dance they do, play a little tennis.

Hey that's what happens in the future.

Things get combined, yodeling and tennis, man.

Yodelai serve.

Yodeloda hit.

Yodeloda back hand.

It's like Monica what's her name

that used to.

Ah,hoo!

Monica Seles.

Ya hoo.

That's because we're old She was already doing it.

That's what she was doing.

Okay we've solved all your problems today

but for now you can click through to the next segment

because we're taking an uncomfortably close look

at people who decided to kiss things they shouldn't have.

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