Oh, boy, it's my favorite day of the year.

The annual Three Legged Race,

where the whole town comes together in the spirit of fair play.

And me and my best gal--

Minnie!!

[stuttering]

But we always run this race together.

And we always lose.

That's why this year I'm running with Daisy.

But she's a--

[whispering] Cheater.

I know, Mickey, but nice guys finish last

and you're a--

Loser.

[giggling]

Fine, be a cheater.

I'm going to win this race fair and square.

First I have to find a partner.

I'll run that race wit 'cha.

Peg-Leg Pete. But you're the biggest cheater of them all.

I wouldn't dream of cheatin'.

Hot dog!

I knew they were wrong about you, Pete.

The police, sheriff, the F.B.I.

On your marks, get set--

The district attorney's office, Fish and Wildlife Service--

Go!

[gun shot]

Monkeys, Interpol. Oh, my friend.

[shooting]

Hey.

[music]

[laughing]

[music]

That's not right.

[music]

[screaming]

[music]

[laughing]

The money!

[music]

[grunt]

[laughing]

Oh, no you don't.

[music]

[explosion]

[music]

Well, Pete, looks like the cheaters are going to win again.

That's right because we're going to cheat.

What?!

[music]

He's running away.

Punch!

[music]

[screaming]

[music]

Hi, ladies.

Bye, ladies.

Hey!

[music]

Who said cheaters never prosper?

[laughing]

Get ready to win, squeaky.

Not if we have to cheat!

[crash]

[music]

[celebrating]

[clears throat]

This is not a sack race, sir.

It is a three legged race.

Disqualified.

Oh, gosh.

Is there no one honorable enough to win this trophy fair and square?

There is.

[choir singing]

I did it.

I won fair and square!